Mzungu Visits Kony Island

March 8th, 2012

Rape, multilation, murder and death. Yep!

(SNARK MODE ON)  As you well know, Tommunisms has for decades pointed out the atrocities occurring in Uganda by Joseph Kony and his Lord’s Resistance Army, a group of terrorists (or as he says, “freedom fighters”) who have engaged in barbarous acts in the name of establishing a theocracy (based on the Ten Commandments, no less) in the incredibly corrupt African nation of Uganda, as well as stirring up trouble in the Congo, South Sudan, and Sudan. Only now, has the bandwagon jumpers Invisible Children and director Jason Russell attempted to make some noise about a man whose army consists of abducted children who are abused, mutilated and sometimes are sex slaves, and now the internet has taken notice. (END SNARK: BEGIN RANT)

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Semi-Fake News: Local Edition

February 24th, 2012

All the news that’s unfit for print: Tommunisms Semi-Fake New Rundown!

Maid of the PIssed!

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Lawmaker Earns “Stupid Grandstanding” Badge

February 21st, 2012

"I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me...."

Republican Representative Bob Morris was the only member of the Indiana House who has refused to sign a resolution that celebrates the Girl Scouts’ 100th anniversary, in a show of stupidity that demonstrates that there is such a thing as “bad press”. (Link to Indiana News Center here.) Morris, who is a doppelganger for Karl Chiders in Billy Bob Thorton’s “Sling Blade” (but not as bright, and with less sound judgement) told House Republicans in Indiana via a letter (that The Journal-Gazette of Fort Wayne obtained) that he “did sum researchin’ and done found out that Girl Scouts is a ‘tac-tic-cal’ arm of Planned Parenthood” and that the Scouts supports abortion (presumably through the sale of their cookies?) and “dun promotes homo-sinuality”.

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Semi-Fake Local News (Updated)

February 17th, 2012

Design part of the "Buffa-Load" line at The Tommunist Gift Shop!

Time for a local news roundup, that’s almost completely true!

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Not So LOL Cats at the Wyoming County SPCA

February 16th, 2012

Tonight, in a very special episode of Hoarders: this time, the cat hoarding may not be inside a house, but at the very facility expected to take care of them…

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Rambling Douchebag NYS Senator Wants Grisanti Incident Investigated

February 15th, 2012

'Whatcha gonna do, when my Senatorial powers come down on you?!?!

Will we ever know what truly happened last Friday regarding the altercation between New York Republican State Senator, his wife, and a Seneca Nation businessman and his “associates”?  (Who threw the first punch? Who dropped the N-word?) Even if we never know, there’s plenty of room for those trying to score political points to weasel their way into the fracas.

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