But do we have film of him coming out of his mom in Hawaii?!

In a move that will be sure to ignite even more tin foil hat hysteria, President Obama has released a copy of his actual long-form birth certificate, that claims to show he was born in Hawaii, and therefore is actually a legitimate President.

In a hastily put together press conference, President Obama has called out possible Republican challenger Donald Trump to show his true hair line to the world:

“Now that we have unequivocal proof of my roots, it’s time to see where “The Donald’s” roots start, and have the evidence “combed-over” by a internationally recognized panel of hair stylists and experts, such as Sy Sperling. No longer will the American people stand to have the wool (or whatever that shit is on top on Trump’s head) pulled over our eyes.”

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This isn’t mine; I don’t know who created it and where it came from, except that it showed up in my mailbox. However, if you ever wondered why things don’t change in politics locally or nationally, just give this your perusal.

"I know you are a lousy Assemblyman; but what am I?"

States all across the Union are experiencing a cash crunch. Looming deficits have caused lawmakers and leaders to hold nothing  sacred when it comes to cuts, taxes, and revenue generators. New York State is no exception. But one lawmaker from New York City has peddled a lousy idea to grab some cash: license bicycles in the state!

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