Yes, there will be breast puns...
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation announced late today that they will immediately suspend all funding related to breast cancer research, treatment and awareness, and will instead focus on what they do best, raising money.
Tommunisms returns from it’s month long “Internet vacation” with an exclusive video featuring former gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino weighing in on what is a direct affront to the American Dream: food trucks…
Tell Buffalo’s “leaders” that you support reasonable regulation of food trucks in Buffalo, not knee-jerk protectionism from money-grubbing landlords and the restaurant tenants who feel somehow threatened from the “terror on wheels” the food trucks represent to their imagination. Check out the petition!
Burn, baby, burn!
This is an automated post; if you are reading this, then it means I’m not around to prevent it’s publication. So, I’d like to announce the end of Tommunisms. Why?! Well, because I’ve been rapturized!
Scuffles have Ridges!
A fight between two correctional officers in Erie County ended up with an inmate trying to break up the altercation, and losing a tooth for his trouble.
But do we have film of him coming out of his mom in Hawaii?!
In a move that will be sure to ignite even more tin foil hat hysteria, President Obama has released a copy of his actual long-form birth certificate, that claims to show he was born in Hawaii, and therefore is actually a legitimate President.
In a hastily put together press conference, President Obama has called out possible Republican challenger Donald Trump to show his true hair line to the world:
“Now that we have unequivocal proof of my roots, it’s time to see where “The Donald’s” roots start, and have the evidence “combed-over” by a internationally recognized panel of hair stylists and experts, such as Sy Sperling. No longer will the American people stand to have the wool (or whatever that shit is on top on Trump’s head) pulled over our eyes.”
This isn’t mine; I don’t know who created it and where it came from, except that it showed up in my mailbox. However, if you ever wondered why things don’t change in politics locally or nationally, just give this your perusal.
