King Collins, Federal Stimulus, Mark Poloncarz
The race for Erie County Executive just got a little more interesting, with the recent announcement that the Federal Stimulus has entered into the race for the job, taking on incumbent Chris Collins (R) and the Erie County Comptroller Mark Poloncarz (D).
Insert phallus-based joke here...
What a dick…
First off, here’s a little general advice for the male gender: nobody wants pictures of your junk. An impromptu survey of females revealed to me that getting a picture sent to them of a man’s boner just isn’t that desirable in most contexts. Plus, ever since Clinton’s blowjob, toe tapping Senators who totally aren’t gay, Foley’s IMs , Elliot Spitzer’s whore-renting and Chris Lee’s Jersey Shore audition, there should be a bipartisan political playbook on how to handle getting caught during such escapades. Instead, we get WeinerGate…
"It's not a tumor!"
Hot on the heels of former California Governor and Hollywood star Arnold Schwarzenegger recent separation from his wife of 25 years Maria Shriver comes the Terminator’s admission that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff ten years ago.
Earlier this morning, I spoke with Arnold for the latest edition of The Tommunist Retort podcast. Have a listen below. As always, apologies for the poor audio quality of the satellite link up…
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Ruh-oh!
No, not Carl Paladino! Rather it is (now former) Virginia Beach Republican Party chair Dave Bartholomew who is in the doghouse.
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer didn’t have a stellar debate last night against Democratic opponent Terry Goddard. Her opening statement can be described as awkward, peppered with several pauses, blanking out like she forgot her lines. Watch it here. Hey, no big deal, happens to everybody. But when Terry Goddard pointed out Jan’s previous statement that “law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded” had no basis in fact, at least none that Jan could provide, of which several media outlets asked her to provide proof and received no response. Brewer never responded to Goddard’s point.
Here’s where the fun is: the press afterwards surrounded Brewer, asking why she didn’t answer Goddard, and they pressed her repeatedly on the issue:
Let's do the Time Warp again!
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In the meantime, find out how a group of Buffalonians are going to sue in an attempt to scuttle the Bass Pro Shop development at the Erie Canal Harbor, with a sprinkle of “fake news” added for flavor!
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