Yes, there will be breast puns...
The Susan G. Komen for the Cure Foundation announced late today that they will immediately suspend all funding related to breast cancer research, treatment and awareness, and will instead focus on what they do best, raising money.
Never grow old, never die, and always eat oatmeal
As Wilford Brimley tells us, diabetes is no laughing matter. However, when the Queen of Butter and all around food pornographer Paula Deen is about to come out of the DIABEETUS closet (reports The Daily) it’s a bit amusing.
And as always, she’ll be peddling a product, this time, a drug from Novartis.
Ironic? Yes, deliciously so, probably due to the excess butter…
King Collins, Federal Stimulus, Mark Poloncarz
The race for Erie County Executive just got a little more interesting, with the recent announcement that the Federal Stimulus has entered into the race for the job, taking on incumbent Chris Collins (R) and the Erie County Comptroller Mark Poloncarz (D).
Insert phallus-based joke here...
What a dick…
First off, here’s a little general advice for the male gender: nobody wants pictures of your junk. An impromptu survey of females revealed to me that getting a picture sent to them of a man’s boner just isn’t that desirable in most contexts. Plus, ever since Clinton’s blowjob, toe tapping Senators who totally aren’t gay, Foley’s IMs , Elliot Spitzer’s whore-renting and Chris Lee’s Jersey Shore audition, there should be a bipartisan political playbook on how to handle getting caught during such escapades. Instead, we get WeinerGate…
"It's not a tumor!"
Hot on the heels of former California Governor and Hollywood star Arnold Schwarzenegger recent separation from his wife of 25 years Maria Shriver comes the Terminator’s admission that he fathered a child with a member of his household staff ten years ago.
Earlier this morning, I spoke with Arnold for the latest edition of The Tommunist Retort podcast. Have a listen below. As always, apologies for the poor audio quality of the satellite link up…
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Ruh-oh!
No, not Carl Paladino! Rather it is (now former) Virginia Beach Republican Party chair Dave Bartholomew who is in the doghouse.
