Archive for the ‘Cracka Boy Rhymes’ Category

Cracka Boy Rhymes: Go And Fly A Kite

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

Time once again for Cracka Boy Rhymes, real excerpts of white boy suburban teen rap lyrics, complete with poor spelling, bad grammar, and half-baked ideas. And potty mouth language is in this edition too! Time to represent!

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Cracka Boy Rhymes: Get Lucky!

Friday, October 8th, 2010

All lemons...

Time once again for another installment of Cracka Boy Rhymes, real excerpts of suburban white teenage gangsta rap lyric attempts. Poor spelling, bad grammar, and lousy concepts included at no extra charge: you’re a winner!

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The Tommunist Retort #12: Cracka Boy Rhymes Edition

Friday, September 24th, 2010

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Because we’ve been behind in our weekly feature Cracka Boy Rhymes, and haven’t done a Tommunist Retort podcast, let’s combine the two! The Tommunist Retort #12

Cracka Boy Rhymes: Breethe or Squeel

Friday, September 10th, 2010

After a week off, Cracka Boy Rhymes is back. Read real-life suburban white boy teen gangsta rap lyric attempts complete with spelling and grammar issues, as well as taste…

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Cracka Boy Rhymes: Gettin Cerious

Saturday, August 28th, 2010

No more buwetts?!

Time for another edition of Cracka Boy Rhymes, real life excerpts of white teenager gangsta rap lyric attempts. Though a few years old, they are as fresh and relevant as they ever were, which isn’t saying much…

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Cracka Boy Rhymes: If They See Pie

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Word to your 3.14.....

Friday: More Cracka Boy Rhymes, real excerpts of suburban white boy teen gangsta rap lyrics attempts, complete with bad grammar, spelling and ideas. How about some pie?!

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