"I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me...."
Republican Representative Bob Morris was the only member of the Indiana House who has refused to sign a resolution that celebrates the Girl Scouts’ 100th anniversary, in a show of stupidity that demonstrates that there is such a thing as “bad press”. (Link to Indiana News Center here.) Morris, who is a doppelganger for Karl Chiders in Billy Bob Thorton’s “Sling Blade” (but not as bright, and with less sound judgement) told House Republicans in Indiana via a letter (that The Journal-Gazette of Fort Wayne obtained) that he “did sum researchin’ and done found out that Girl Scouts is a ‘tac-tic-cal’ arm of Planned Parenthood” and that the Scouts supports abortion (presumably through the sale of their cookies?) and “dun promotes homo-sinuality”.
In addition, he spoke with some “well-informed” citizens (aka: “morons”) and found that the group encourages sex and “Michelle Obamer is the honory president of the group, so its must be evil and the work of the devil”, since the group’s role models are all “feminists, lesbians or Communists” (“but prolly’ alls three”).
And this prick is going to follow up on this by removing his two daughters from their scout troop, thereby likely removing them from the only competent adults in their lives. One of the sites he used for research is World Net Daily, a site that makes even crackpots say “Whoa…this is a little out there…”
This Indiana Hoosier is more of a Hoser, and the only press he deserves out of this is outright ridicule, and Tommunisms is happy to oblige!
Tags: Bob Morris, Girl Scouts, Indiana, Planned Parenthood, Sling Blade