Coupling the quiet desperation that is St. Valentine’s Day with the nonstop barrage of “unrequited campaigning”, Tommunisms is proud to offer you a set of FREE Presidential Valentine’s Day Cards, (right-click and save this  PresidentialValentines link for the PDF) , that you can print out, cut out (kids, get Mom or Dad to help with the scissors!) and send to your favorite voter! Here’s what you’ll get:

Of course, like Election Day, there’s always plenty of rejection, heartbreak, and eating an entire container of Chunky Monkey all by yourself. Or maybe two, in Newt’s case..

Tags: Election, Frothy Mixture, Miit Romney, Newt Gingrich, Obama, President, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Valentine

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