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Archive for February, 2012
Semi-Fake News: Local Edition
Friday, February 24th, 2012Lawmaker Earns “Stupid Grandstanding” Badge
Tuesday, February 21st, 2012
"I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me...."
Republican Representative Bob Morris was the only member of the Indiana House who has refused to sign a resolution that celebrates the Girl Scouts’ 100th anniversary, in a show of stupidity that demonstrates that there is such a thing as “bad press”. (Link to Indiana News Center here.) Morris, who is a doppelganger for Karl Chiders in Billy Bob Thorton’s “Sling Blade” (but not as bright, and with less sound judgement) told House Republicans in Indiana via a letter (that The Journal-Gazette of Fort Wayne obtained) that he “did sum researchin’ and done found out that Girl Scouts is a ‘tac-tic-cal’ arm of Planned Parenthood” and that the Scouts supports abortion (presumably through the sale of their cookies?) and “dun promotes homo-sinuality”.
Semi-Fake Local News (Updated)
Friday, February 17th, 2012
Design part of the "Buffa-Load" line at The Tommunist Gift Shop!
Time for a local news roundup, that’s almost completely true!
Not So LOL Cats at the Wyoming County SPCA
Thursday, February 16th, 2012
Tonight, in a very special episode of Hoarders: this time, the cat hoarding may not be inside a house, but at the very facility expected to take care of them…
Rambling Douchebag NYS Senator Wants Grisanti Incident Investigated
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
'Whatcha gonna do, when my Senatorial powers come down on you?!?!
Will we ever know what truly happened last Friday regarding the altercation between New York Republican State Senator, his wife, and a Seneca Nation businessman and his “associates”? (Who threw the first punch? Who dropped the N-word?) Even if we never know, there’s plenty of room for those trying to score political points to weasel their way into the fracas.
Mayor Brown: NYS’ 1 Billion to Lure Dinosaur Bar-B-Que to Buffalo
Wednesday, February 15th, 2012
How many dinosaurs do you see?
Citing his belief that “we should put all our eggs into one basket”, Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown announced his intention to use Governor Andrew Cuomo’s pledge of “One Billion Dollars” to lure the popular barbecue chain to the city.
