Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Ba-Bling! Ba-Bling!
Full disclosure time at Tommunisms: my hobby of a website isn’t a money maker. Sure, the occasional person who clicks on a google ad on tommunisms.com helps defer my hosting costs, and while I don’t promote the few t-shirt designs available from The Tommunist Gift Shop (including the expanded “Buffa-Load” line: with 9 different t-shirt designs!) I may have cleared a hundred bucks last year. Chump change, for sure.
However, my articles are syndicated at WNYMedia.net (the well known liberal-media-biased smear machine). I also pen an occasional article for them that isn’t on my own site (like this one), and also collaborate with them to create videos and such. And I have yet to see a single goddman dime from them for any of the work I’ve done slagging local politicians and towing a partisan line. Perhaps I shouldn’t have done it on spec. So, it’s time to cut out the middleman: Tommunisms is for sale!
That’s right! Are you a local politician? Or do you represent a union or an organization that needs to push a certain issue or a agenda? Sure, we all are! But for less than the price of a cup of Tim Horton’s coffee a day (assuming a “double-double” large) then I can craft an article to fit your needs! Whether or not you want poorly designed photoshop jobs making fun of your political opponents, or you want a goofy song or a biting sarcastic tome, Tommunisms will gladly take cash or check or PayPal from you, or your shadow-agents working on your behalf! Or perhaps you’d rather have your own staff write the piece. I WILL PUBLISH WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED…Except, of course, “How much moolah will the ole’ Tommunist get for it?”
And because I have no scruples, unlike the fine folks at WNYMedia.net, it doesn’t matter what your political affiliation is or what side of an issue you are on! Dogmatic religious views? I don’t care what denomination you are (only what denominations are going to end up in my wallet; tens and twenties are good!). And my cheap shots are cheap! For as little as five bucks I can spin your tale.
So, when it comes to blogger for hire, think Tommunisms! Much better than “McCarthyisms”! “Donate” today with PayPal!
If I don’t generate some revenue soon, I may have to rob a bank!