Tommunisms’ first guest column is brought to you by Phil N. MolĂ© (reposted from a Facebook note with his kind permission). Many thanks, Phil!
Hi Patriots:
Tired of textbooks written by liberals who wipe their muddy feet on the American flag and won’t be happy until all of our children are vegetarian, atheist, and gay? Then order the new ‘Tea Party Guide to American History,” and save your child from the siren call of socialist homosexuality.
This book will teach your children no more or less than what they need to know to be able to have a defiant, admirably unreflective perspective on their country’s history.

