Sit N' Spin!
Opinion polls are like assholes, a lot of shit comes out of them! The Tommunist Retort #9 is now available!
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Archive for August, 2010
Tommunist Retort #9: Run It Up The Flagpole And See
Thursday, August 19th, 2010Did Dodge Deliver A Big Cup Of STFU To Peta?
Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
No monkey see, no monkey do?
PETA told Chrysler to get outta Dodge with their recent commercial for the Dodge Tent Event, because it featured a monkey (actually a female chimpanzee named Suzie) at the end of their commercial wearing a Evil Kenevil/ Super Dave Osborne jumpsuit pressing down the plunger to an explosive confetti cannon.
Cracka Boy Rhymes: Back With Some Free Time
Friday, August 13th, 2010
Who's a fraud? Raise your hand!
Time once again for Cracka Boy Rhymes, real exerpts of white boy teem gangsta rap lyric attempts (their origin and purpose: still a total mystery). Watch out for bad language, grammar and spelling. And don’t call it a comeback…
Yo Quiero Lloyd’s Tacos
Thursday, August 12th, 2010
Better than IKEA and Bass Pro combined!
It seemed like the beginnings of a great Buffalo success story, especially in light of all the bad news in Buffalo lately. Two guys start a taco truck (affectionately named Lloyd?!) for Buffalo, the only taco truck in town, and likely the first in the city ever. Peter Cimino and Chris Dorsaneo (listed in prudent alphabetical order) acquire the truck, and went through the hoops of red tape needed to start up several weeks ago. Rave reviews such as in Buffalo Rising and many days where they just run out of food (sure sign of success, as their Twitter feed kept people informed of the large crowds lined up at Main and Mohawk). A passionate Facebook following occurred, as well as great press, and all was humming along fine. Then Lloyd had engine trouble. As in, the engine died. At the time the Lloyd was planning on their official grand opening celebration and the unveiling of additional menu items, Lloyd’s caretakers had to figure out what to do. That’s where “Save Lloyd” comes in…
Buffalo has a Tip Jar! Tommunist Retort #8
Wednesday, August 11th, 2010
Now look who's mayor! Free honey for everyone!
The latest edition of The Tommunist Retort (subscribe free on iTunes!) deals with the Mayor’s Tip Jar and Suggestion Box! Listen!
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Marinade Out Loud Cats!
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010
Don't try this...
Buffalo Police pulled over 51-year-old Gary Korkuc of Cheektavegas this past Sunday and gave him a ticket for failing to stop at a stop sign. BORING! Okay, the officers heard the meow of a cat. BIG DEAL! The cat was in the trunk. HMMM….. The cat was in a cage with it’s fur covered in what appeared to be a marinade. WTF?!
