Morrie's Wigs Don't Come Off!
WTF?! Newsbites returns, with some more headscratchers; just don’t knock off your ridiculous toupee in the process!
Archive for August, 2010
WTF?! Newsbites: Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow
Monday, August 30th, 2010Tommunist Retort #10: Mo’ Money Douche
Monday, August 30th, 2010
Restoring Honor to the Hoo Hah
How to get a raise, brought to you by Summer’s Eve…
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Cracka Boy Rhymes: Gettin Cerious
Saturday, August 28th, 2010
No more buwetts?!
Time for another edition of Cracka Boy Rhymes, real life excerpts of white teenager gangsta rap lyric attempts. Though a few years old, they are as fresh and relevant as they ever were, which isn’t saying much…
Ye Olde Glory Hole
Thursday, August 26th, 2010Tommunisms returns after a visit Corning, NY (among other places) and there’s a great strip of shops along East Market Street. Of course, I said to myself: “Self: You know what would make this better?”, and before I could answer, myself said: “A Bass Pro Shop!”
My second answer would not have been The Glory Hole…
I did not probe this establishment
And I thought Corning was known for it’s glass blowers…
Carl Cleans Up
Monday, August 23rd, 2010
But dirty emails...
Wealthy Buffalo businessman and Republican candidate for governor of New York State (as well as bestiality horse porn email forwarder) Carl Paladino wants to clean up New York State, one filthy poor person at a time. What better way to help the poor than prison?!
Cracka Boy Rhymes: If They See Pie
Friday, August 20th, 2010
Word to your 3.14.....
Friday: More Cracka Boy Rhymes, real excerpts of suburban white boy teen gangsta rap lyrics attempts, complete with bad grammar, spelling and ideas. How about some pie?!
