Before There Was Email

February 13th, 2015

In light of the recent Buffalo News article detailing an exchange of correspondence between horse-porn emailer and Buffalo School Board member Carl Paladino and UCLA Civil Rights Project leader Gary Orfield, we present a copy of a letter that may or may not* have been found under a file cabinet at The King Center.


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*was not

“Winter Storm Dick” To Fuck WNY Over Again Real Good

November 20th, 2014



The latest Tommu-Weather Forecast:

South Buffalo and the Southtowns are going to get fucked over royally again by Winter Storm Dick, reports the National Weather Service.

“Before the affected area gets time to recover, Winter Storm Dick is going to deliver a ‘right jolly rogering’ , says Chief Meteorologist Butch McBigflank . “Although it won’t be as hard or as long on Thursday, the WNY area will still be Winter Storm Dick’s little prison bitch.”

Local meteorologist Don Paul has updated his forecast for early Thursday, adding: “This thing is gearing up to fuck our shit up and future models show that it won’t even have the courtesy of performing a goddamn reacharound…”



Start Spreadin’ The Virus

October 24th, 2014
I Heart Ebola

These Little Town Blues…

Buffalo Transforms Ugly Grain Silos Into Beautiful Works of Art

September 30th, 2014
Once you pop, you can't stop...

Once you pop, you can’t stop…

Buffalonians were treated to the continued “beautification”  of the Queen City Monday as work crews at Buffalo Riverworks were busy transforming some of our famous grain silos into wondrous works of art.  No, wait… That’s in Nebraska.   Here we got stuck with some giant advertising…

“Talking Proud!”