The latest Tommu-Weather Forecast:
South Buffalo and the Southtowns are going to get fucked over royally again by Winter Storm Dick, reports the National Weather Service.
“Before the affected area gets time to recover, Winter Storm Dick is going to deliver a ‘right jolly rogering’ , says Chief Meteorologist Butch McBigflank . “Although it won’t be as hard or as long on Thursday, the WNY area will still be Winter Storm Dick’s little prison bitch.”
Local meteorologist Don Paul has updated his forecast for early Thursday, adding: “This thing is gearing up to fuck our shit up and future models show that it won’t even have the courtesy of performing a goddamn reacharound…”