Heads Roll After AZ Governors Debate

September 2nd, 2010

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer didn’t have a stellar debate last night against Democratic opponent Terry Goddard. Her opening statement can be described as awkward, peppered with several pauses, blanking out like she forgot her lines. Watch it here. Hey, no big deal, happens to everybody. But when Terry Goddard pointed out Jan’s previous statement that “law enforcement agencies have found bodies in the desert either buried or just lying out there that have been beheaded” had no basis in fact, at least none that Jan could provide, of which several media outlets asked her to provide proof and received no response. Brewer never responded to Goddard’s point.

Here’s where the fun is: the press afterwards surrounded Brewer, asking why she didn’t answer Goddard, and they pressed her repeatedly on the issue:

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WTF?! Newsbites: Hair Today, Goon Tomorrow

August 30th, 2010

Morrie's Wigs Don't Come Off!

WTF?! Newsbites returns, with some more headscratchers; just don’t knock off your ridiculous toupee in the process!

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Tommunist Retort #10: Mo’ Money Douche

August 30th, 2010

Restoring Honor to the Hoo Hah

How to get a raise, brought to you by Summer’s Eve…

Tommunist Retort #10

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Cracka Boy Rhymes: Gettin Cerious

August 28th, 2010

No more buwetts?!

Time for another edition of Cracka Boy Rhymes, real life excerpts of white teenager gangsta rap lyric attempts. Though a few years old, they are as fresh and relevant as they ever were, which isn’t saying much…

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Ye Olde Glory Hole

August 26th, 2010

Tommunisms returns after a visit Corning, NY (among other places) and there’s a great strip of shops along East Market Street. Of course, I said to myself: “Self: You know what would make this better?”, and before I could answer, myself said: “A Bass Pro Shop!”

My second answer would not have been The Glory Hole…

I did not probe this establishment

And I thought Corning was known for it’s glass blowers…

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