Haven’t Got A Prayer (The Bills Song)

August 7th, 2014

Jonny used to be in a band
The ladies would scream
At their boy-toy dream, in lust
In lust

But Jonny, well, he started to age
New songs on the stage
Were just bathroom breaks for crowds
Unengaged

He says “I’m gonna buy me a football team
It doesn’t make a difference if they like me or not
I’ll move it northward, and they can rot
In hell! It’s sure worth a shot!”

Whooaaa, but we’re not scared
Nooooooo! He hasn’t got a prayer
Shove your bid right up you know where
The Bills…aren’t going anywhere

Trumpy made it in real estate
Vows pie in the sky
But is this a guy you’d trust
Ooooooh… Not much

Terry put some shale up for sale
For fracking gas, he’s put up the cash
Saying “Its okay, the team stays”

He says you gotta hold on to what you got
It doesn’t make a difference if you like sports or not
He owns the Sabres but enough it’s not
For him: the Bills must be bought!

Whooooa, but we’re not scared
Trump hasn’t got a prayer
And what the hell is up with his hair?
The Bills…..aren’t going anywhere!
Going anywhere!

Oooooh…..To some this might be a great big yawn
When rich people fight and your city’s a pawn

Whooooa but we’re not scared
Peguuuuulahs the answer to our prayers
Our teams’ll still suck, but who really cares?
The Bills…. aren’t going anywhere

The Hand of The Market Says “Prepare Your Anus”

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